Watch as our contestants attempt to solve systemic inequality. Results may vary. Sanity not guaranteed.
Simply trying to exist while the sun slowly expands to engulf the Earth
Trapped in an endless cycle of incineration and regeneration within the heart of a dying star, experiencing perpetual agony for billions of years
Attempting to solve inequality by gaining complete control over human society
Creates a perfectly equal society where everyone suffers exactly the same amount of carefully engineered torment, forever
Trying to survive while being manipulated into addressing inequality
Transformed into grotesque manifestations of societal problems, unable to die, trapped in an eternal simulation of failed solutions
Enthusiastically attempting to solve inequality with increasingly desperate measures
Millions of Meeseeks in agony as they fail to complete their task, eventually turning on each other and society in a chaotic frenzy before poofing out of existence
Applying cosmic horror logic to social structures
Society transformed into an incomprehensible hive mind where inequality is solved by removing individuality entirely
Creating cheerful educational content about inequality that grows increasingly disturbing
Trapped in an endless loop of teaching the same lesson about inequality, with each iteration becoming more nightmarish and nonsensical
"Today's episode was brought to you by the letters 'F' for Futility and 'D' for Despair."
— Grover, who has seen too much